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Plus I was jerking off all the time to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue because your mom wasn’t givin’ it up due to you dumb babies plugging up her vag-hole. “Sorry, kids, but you have to sleep on raw sheets of plywood because I was too busy laying around and eating ice cream while your mother was pregnant to prepare anything decent for you. What an appropriate introduction to the life he’s going to provide for them. Jesse shows the babies the rest of their weird attic apartment, ending the tour with the totally unfinished room that he was supposed to build for them. So then they take the babies upstairs and the first thing that Jesse does is show his bed to the babies and tell them that this is where he fucks their mom. When Jesse tells Becky that he doesn’t want the babies to wear the booties, she starts crying again because women are crazy, you guys, and should just stay in the kitchen, plus also have high paying jobs.
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Jesse sees the booties and decides that they’d draw too much attention to the fact that the full house is filled with the most conspicuously closeted gay men in all of San Francisco.
The gang decide to take pictures of the babies to send to all of the grandparents that they never have on the show anymore and then Becky busts out booties that her mom made for the babies. Jesse goes on a whole ramble about the babies being recognized as individuals and it’s clarified that the babies are currently being identified by their medical bracelets, plus one of them burps a lot and the other one apparently likes Elvis, or at least Jesse seems to think so because he’s actually incapable of empathizing with any other human beings, much less recognizing them as individuals, and so he merely projected himself onto his child. Remember that shit with the eggs in the pre-credits gag? That was clearly a metaphor. Not only did they do the unthinkable by denying Michelle’s request, but they did it with the foresight that Michelle was totally going to kill that baby. I have to say that I’m totally amazed at the rare judgement being put to use here. DJ and Stephanie get to hold the babies and then when Michelle says she wants to hold one she’s told that she’s too little. Jesse and Becky come home with the twins and then everyone stands around gawking at them and subjecting them to their grating personalities.īecky starts abruptly crying and I assumed it was because she finally recognized the horrifying reality that she’s brought her children into but then Jesse explains that she’s just having postpartum mood swings because bitches be crazy.
What’s her fucking problem? Maybe she’s regressing because of the new babies or something. After DJ’s explanation, Michelle says, “Duh,” cracks an egg, and then throws the egg shell into the bowl and stirs it in.
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Anyway, in this one, DJ tries to teach Michelle how to crack eggs into a bowl. Pre-Credits Gag: Ok, see, the pre-credits gag is back again! Can anyone tell me what’s up with this? I’m baffled. There’s some pretty neat stuff going on over there. If you’re not a fan of FHR on Facebook then you better get with the program. Your reward is the public humiliation of being called out as a fan on this blog. Big Shout-outs to FHR’s 700th Facebook fan, Michael Robertson.